Alright, babe, put that cage aside for now.
Get your stopwatch. Start timing.
EDGE NOW!!! How how fast you can do it! Better yet, show me how hard you can do it.
Look at my cute butt. I can squat 240 lbs. Does it look nice and sexy for you. I would let you rub it, but you might burn your hands; its pretty hot isn't it. *giggles
You better think I'm funny, and BETTER think I'm hot. Its not easy getting a butt like this. *playful grumpy pout
What was your edge time? Really? Hmmm...