Christmas in the Heir (A Locktime Holiday Original)

Christmas in the Heir (A Locktime Holiday Original) by bennygrimm

"The formula," Henna explains as one of her interns takes notes, "is unique in that it is both patented *and* proprietary.

"In fact, you need a clearance to look at the formula. As you're probably aware, in its concentrated form, Christmas-Air is a powerful neuroreactive agent...and while I can't tell you any of the specifics, suffice it to say that it helps brave men and women to retrieve information they need to keep our country secure."

You stroke your chin, wondering if that means it's used by the CIA, but know better than to ask for details.