That's it, get that little dick nice and hard for me...
It's such a shame your dick is so small, because in every other way you're pretty perfect.
But you know I get cranky if I can't get fucked properly every so often, and you know that your little prick doesn't cut it. I mean yeah, it's not all about size, but no matter what you 'do with it' you can't compensate for the lack of, ummm.... inches. Can you?
That's better, you always get really hard when I talk about how little your dick is don't you?
Give it thirty fast strokes to really wake it up...