Shit, I’d settle for having a small cock like yours just to fap to this. Okay, sorry, that was uncalled for. If you’re a bitch and got offended that I called you small-dick, I’ll give you 50 strokes however you want as an apology. but if you actually have a small dick, give it 100 strokes with two fingers. And if you have a big dick, I didn't fuckin’ ask you. 50 fast strokes, tight grip. And 10 ball slaps if you’re a real man.