You can be lucky that I tease you and not just use you as a piece of furniture like the slave on this picture.
Now show me how desperated you are to fuck. Just hump in the air for three minutes for my amusement, then you may do this for another three minutes:
Stroke your cock 5 times and slap your balls hard alternately.
After that bend forward and kiss the floor in front of you as good as you can in order to thank me for treating you that well.