Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga")

Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga") by billlr

(Guy strokes faster.)

Guy: Here we go. Have you ever seen a man ejaculate?

Heather: No, I haven't.

Guy: Really? You've never seen a porn tape?

Heather: No. Nobody in my family watches that.

Guy: Well, you're going to see a man ejaculate...

...right...

NOW!

Ahhhhh! AHHHHHHH!!!! AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!

(Guy's sperm jets out of his penis, splatting onto Heather's stomach and pubic hair.)

Heather: Ohhhhh!

(Heather tries to step back, but Guy grabs her right buttcheek with his left hand while continuing to stroke with his right hand.)