Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga")

Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga") by billlr

Guy: Like right now, you are feeling more comfortable with being naked in front of me, right?

Heather: Yes, I am.

Guy: Why?

(A pause.)

Heather: I'm used to it, and I know you won't do anything to hurt me?

Guy: That's right.
And you should feel the same with the man who says he loves you.

Now we're going to take this up a notch.
Stand up and put your arms up over your head.

(Guy starts stroking faster and breathing harder. Heather stands up.)