Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga")

Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga") by billlr

Heather: I don't want to get my hair wet.

Guy: That's fine. Put it up if you want.

(Guy starts stroking his penis.)

Heather: Are you...masturbating?

Guy: Yes, I am. You DO know about sex, right?

Heather: As much as anyone else who's been to public school.

Guy: Time to take off your towel and get in the tub.