Guy: Have you ever been naked in front of a man before?
Heather: Yes, my doctor.
Guy: Anyone else?
Heather: I've made out with my fiance, and he's walked in on me accidently, but haven't gone all the way.
Guy: Never been naked in front of a man on purpose?
Heather: No. Not for THAT purpose.
Guy: Well, has a man ever been naked in front of YOU?
Heather: No!
(Guy pulls down his pants and grabs his penis.)
Guy: Now a man has.
Heather: OH MY GOSH! That looks so weird!
Guy: Keep staring at it. It'll lose its "weirdness" soon enough.