Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga")

Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga") by billlr

Guy: Have you ever been naked in front of a man before?

Heather: Yes, my doctor.

Guy: Anyone else?

Heather: I've made out with my fiance, and he's walked in on me accidently, but haven't gone all the way.

Guy: Never been naked in front of a man on purpose?

Heather: No. Not for THAT purpose.

Guy: Well, has a man ever been naked in front of YOU?

Heather: No!

(Guy pulls down his pants and grabs his penis.)

Guy: Now a man has.

Heather: OH MY GOSH! That looks so weird!

Guy: Keep staring at it. It'll lose its "weirdness" soon enough.