Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga")

Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga") by billlr

Heather: Mmmmmm...okay. I'll go along with it.

Guy: All right! That's the spirit.

Now just take off your shirt.

(Heather takes off her shirt.)

Red bra?

Heather: A bridal shower gift.
For the honeymoon. But I'm breaking it beforehand.

Guy: Are you sure you don't want to break something ELSE in before the honeymoon?

Heather: Yes! I'm sure.