Guy has an "off day" (part 8 of "The Guy Saga")
(Guy continues to grab Heather's ass with his left hand while stroking his penis with his right hand.)
Guy: UNH! UNH! UNNNNGH! OH YEAHHHH!!!!
Mmmmmmmm. That was good.
Heather: OH MY GOSH! Is that your SPERM?
Guy: Yes, it is. Don't worry, it won't get you pregnant.
Heather: I can't believe you did that ON ME!
I never said you could do that!
Guy: I said we wouldn't have sex, not that we wouldn't do other stuff. And that counts as "other stuff".
Heather: Oh my gosh! I gotta wash it off of me right now!
(Heather washes her stomach and pubic hair in the shower.)
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