Monique's first day on the job (part 7 of "The Guy Saga")
(After the picture, a spurt of white liquid squirts out of Monique's vagina.
Monique sees it, and a panicked expression is on her face.)
Monique: OH MY GOD! You came INSIDE ME?
Scott: I thought I caught it!
Monique: Well, obviously you DIDN'T, because this is YOUR CUM!
(An uncomfortable silence.)
You don't have anything to SAY about that? Great!
Scott: Actually...I DO!
(He takes a small package out of his bag and hands it to her.)
Plan B.
(Monique looks confused.)
It's an emergency contraceptive.
I happen to be a pharmaceutical rep, and I have free samples for clients.
And you qualify.
Just take as directed, and see your doctor for problems and to get on the ACTUAL pill!
Because if you're going to be in THIS business, you'll NEED something!
Monique: Sex advice from a former virgin?
Who would think of it?