...let's see what we're working with!
Scott: Wait! I thought you were a counselor.
Why are you trying to have sex with me?
Monique: Because it's part of our customized program to help you gain confidence. The program we have planned for YOU is for me to take your virginity in a place where you could get caught, and for you to enjoy it.
Scott: But isn't that cheating on my future spouse?
Monique: Well, we don't like to delve into morals too much. Just in the benefits to your self-esteem.
Now let's bare your "wedding tackle" right now!