Hunter gets lucky with Guy (part 6 of "The Guy Saga")
Hunter: I've been meaning to talk to you about Pam.
Is there something going on between you two?
Guy: Why do you ask, Hunter?
Hunter: Because it seems like you two are sharing a lot of borderline contact during business hours. I notice you two rubbing each other's shoulders, talking about sexual activity that has nothing to do with our clients...
You know, being a little more friendly than a coworker usually gets with another?
Guy: ...
Hunter: Well, IS there something going on?
(A long pause.)
That's fine. Your silence speaks volumes.
The rule is that coworkers here are not allowed to fraternize together in a romantic or sexual relationship. It is punishable up to and including termination...
Guy: Please don't fire Pam! She really needs the job!
If you want to get rid of someone, get rid of me.
I have more job experience, so it will be easier to find another job.