- You know what - When you put THAT much heart and effort into your application...Gulp....(phew, that was a huge spermload)...I am honoured to offer you the job as my personal assistant as head of HR...I think you are highly skilled.
- Thank you, Ma'am...When do I start...?
- Right away, please...if you are free for lunch, I could fill you in on all our procedures...and you could fill me in on other stuff...and we could order takeout in my office...For some reason I am dying for oysters...and a drink...!