Guy meets two lesbians (part 5 of "The Guy Saga")
(Guy walks into the room.)
Kamilla: OWWWWWW!!! OWWWWWW! AHHHHHHHHH!
(Susan's fingers tear Kamilla's hymen apart. Susan holds onto Kamilla as Kamilla screams in pain.)
Susan: There!
Kamilla has just lost her hymen.
There ARE a few dildos I want her to try out.
And with the way I'm stretching her out, she should be able to handle them no problem.
And she still gets to keep her "gold-star".
Kamilla: AHHHHH!!!! Great idea, Susan! Thank you! OWWWW!!!
Susan: But don't think I forgot about YOU, Guy!
Get over here and fuck me doggy-style.
Give me the load that would've gone inside Kamilla.
Guy: My pleasure.
(Guy spreads apart Susan's legs and thrusts inside Susan's vagina. Susan winces because she is still a little sore. After two minutes...)
Guy: YEAH! YEAH!!! YESSS!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHH!! AHHH!!! OHHHHHHHHH!!!
Susan: Oooooooo!
Now I'm DEFINITELY pregnant!