Your college roommate catches you wearing panties
VIDEOTAPED faggot!
Now listen up. For the rest of the year you're gonna do whatever the fuck I say. I need my laundry done, you do my laundry. Room needs cleaned, you do it. I'm gonna make such a fucking mess from now on.
Oh yeah and, remember when you complained I left a used condom on the floor when you were sexiled? Well, from now on I'm gonna be doing that a lot more often. And I don't just want you to clean them up. I want you to rinse them out.
With your tongue.
Because that's what kind of bitch you are. And I'm gonna videotape you doing it every time, just so I have more ammo to blackmail you with.
And if you say a word about this to anyone, or ever refuse to do something I say, these videos are going to my friends, your friends, and all over the Internet.