Intern strikes a deal with Guy (part 4 of "The Guy Saga")

Intern strikes a deal with Guy (part 4 of "The Guy Saga") by billlr

Guy: Oh, I don't know...

Pam: OH!
So now YOU'RE the one who doesn't know if you want to have sex.
As opposed to the clients?

Guy: That's business.
All part of the customized program to help girls gain confidence before they get married.

Pam: (smirks) I'm sure!

Guy: It's true! Hand to heart.
We don't always have sex with the girls, just the ones we feel could benefit from doing so.

Pam: Guy, don't try to bullshit me. I read the testimonials.
You usually have sex with them.

Guy: Well...in all fairness...it's "usually" Chris.

Pam: Really?

Guy: Yeah! They like the Cuban chorizo!

Pam: He's Cuban? With a name like "Chris"?

Guy: It's short for "Cristobel".