That's right. The urban legends are true.
Girls DO use the bathtub faucet to get off.
It feels so good, and is great for washing out the sperm after a terrific night of fucking.
Two birds with one stone, as the saying goes.
Too bad it didn't do a good enough job after one PARTICULAR time.
Which is why I have a son right now.
Oh, don't worry. I'm on the pill now.
You won't be getting me pregnant.
Besides, you didn't cum in my pussy. You shot on my face.
And ON that note...