Don't give me that "I'm a professional" crap.
You wanted some, didn't you?
And you want some NOW, don't you?
I see you checking me out. Trying to look down my shirt. Let me adjust that now.
Well, I'm not about to get married, but I think I can help you out with YOUR problem, Guy.
I see your erection in your pants.
I want to see it OUTSIDE your pants. Now.
Pull it out.