About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"
Guy: Yeah! That's right, Britney. Show the world what you got.
Britney: What? Are people looking at me right now?
Guy: Maybe yes, maybe not. But this is all about building YOUR confidence, not with turning anyone else on. If they see you, good for them. Otherwise, no need to concern yourself with it.
Britney: Okay, I guess.
Guy: Say "I love my female body."
Britney: (meekly) "I love my female body."
Guy: Louder.
Britney: (more confident) "I love my female body.
Guy: LOUDER!
Britney: "I LOVE MY FEMALE BODY!"
Guy: Put your hands behind your head and SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS!
(Britney puts her hands behind her head and shakes her breasts back and forth and screams in happiness)
Great! Now get down here and open your legs to me.