About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"
Britney: I'm kind of nervous with you standing right there. Could you please keep your pants on?
Guy: Why do you ask that?
Britney: Because I'm afraid you are going to take off your pants and have sex with me, taking away my virginity.
Guy: Don't worry, Britney. I promise you I am not going to have sex with you today. I am a professional and I am only here to help you gain confidence in your feminine powers. We will not be doing anything you do not agree on. Okay?
Britney: Okay. I feel better now.
Guy: Great. Now get up on the window sill.
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