About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Guy: Now THAT'S sexy! Spread those cheeks! (laughs)

Britney: Sorry. It's the first thing I could think of. I'm new at this.

Guy: Don't worry, honey. You're doing just fine. We are here for YOU.
Now get on all fours. I want to see your vagina.

Britney: (hesitates) Okay, I guess.