About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"
Guy: Nice. Real nice.
But I notice that you have some tattoos and you shaved off all your pubic hair.
That is rather "unvirginlike" behavior. Most of the girls that were virgins in the past still had a full bush down there.
Britney: I got the tattoos and started shaving bald down there as part of my sorority initiation. It helped me fit in with my "sisters".
But I promise you, I REALLY am a virgin. I even brought with me a note from a physician that I still have an intact hymen.
Guy: What would you be doing with a note from a doctor saying that?
Britney: Because my fiance's parents took me to their family's gynecologist on one of my "dates" with them.
They wanted to make sure that their future daughter-in-law did not have any diseases that she might give to their son.
They want to make sure that they have a happy, healthy family.
Guy: Yep. Anything for their son, right?
Britney: Exactly. (giggles)