About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"
Britney: OH MY GOD! My husband! I cheated on him!
And Chris, you just shot your sperm inside of me!
OH MY GOD! I could be pregnant with your baby!
Chris: You could. Unless you decide to go to the drugstore and take the "morning-after" pill.
(a pause)
Britney: No. I won't. I put myself in this situation, I agreed to your help, and I got it. If I am pregnant, I will have the baby. I'll just say that it's my husband's, and he got me pregnant on our honeymoon.
Guy: So, how was your first time, Britney?
Britney: It hurt. Especially the anal.
I don't think I will repeat THAT with my husband.
Guy: Are you feeling more confident now?
Britney: Actually....
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