About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Guy: How does that taste, Britney?

Britney: It tastes so goopy! But not too bad. I can't bring myself to swallow it, though.

Guy: Maybe later. That is a man's sperm in your mouth.

Britney: Does it all taste like that?

Guy: Pretty much. Can't say from PERSONAL experience, though. But girls have said it does taste pretty much the same. Maybe you can compare with your husband's.