About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Guy: There. I see it.
A little bit of tearing in the tissue about a half-inch inside.
Not a drop of blood in sight.
Do you feel okay to continue, Britney?

Britney: It's a little sore, but I'll do it.

Chris: Alright! Let me at her!

Britney: SLOW! SLOW! Please!

Guy: Yeah, Chris. Not too hard.