About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Britney: OWWW! OWWW!

Guy: How does it feel?

Britney: It hurts. I think I ripped something inside of me.

Guy: That's your hymen. Just give it a couple of minutes, it'll start feeling better.

(Britney nods, and keeps moving up and down with a pained expression on her face.)