About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"
Guy: Straddle Chris.
Britney: Wait a minute. I thought you said that you weren't going to have sex with me.
Guy: That's right. I AM not having sex with you. Chris is.
I also said that if you break the ground rules, you pay the price.
The price is your virginity.
Britney: But I'm supposed to save myself for marriage.
Guy: You tried and failed.
Chris, grab her hips and hold her until your penis is just at the entrance.
Britney, spread apart your legs a little bit more, and stand on your toes.
Britney: But if I lose my balance, I will fall.
Guy: Then you will fall and in goes his penis for your first time.
Britney: I can hold on a long time. I took ballet.
Guy: We'll see. Lift up your shirt and keep holding that pose over his penis as long as you can.
Chris, just hold her right there.
DO NOT force her down. She will either slip on you or she won't.
Her endurance will decide if she stays a virgin.