About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Chris: Wait. Stop. STOP!
Oh, God! I'm not gonna last! I'm gonna cum!

Britney: Do it. Now.
(She starts stroking around the head. The tube at the base of the shaft begins to throb.)

(But then Chris pushes her hand away and pinches off the tube, and breathes heavy until he calms down.)

Chris: She tried to make me cum too quickly.
Dude, I think she has more experience than she is letting on.
Are you SURE she's a virgin, Guy?

Guy: I asked that, too. She has the doctor's note and everything. Where did you learn about that, Britney?

Britney: My sorority sisters told me how to do that to keep a guy from having sex with me.
This is the first time I've ever tried it.
I wanted him to cum so he couldn't have sex with me.

Guy: Well, you failed.
And that's strike three. For that, you pay the price.
Take off your pants. Now.