About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Guy: No, Britney. I said give him a blowjob, NOT measure his penis with the remote.

Great!
Now I'll have to wipe off the remote with rubbing alcohol before I use it again.

That's strike two.
Next infraction, there will be a penalty.

Britney. Blowjob. Now.