About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Guy: Yeah! That's sexy.

Chris: Definitely.

Guy: Hey, Chris!
How many loads do you think you have in your balls right now?

Chris: I don't know, Guy.
Maybe...three?
It HAS been a while since I've pulled it.

Guy: Okay. Britney, it's time to introduce you to the blowjob.
Put your lips around Chris's penis and start massaging it with your lips and tongue.

Britney: But isn't that SEX?

Guy: Not according to one of our former Presidents, it isn't.

(All three giggle.)