About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Guy: You feel that? Is that the first penis would have ever touched?

Britney: The first ERECT penis!
I've changed babies while babysitting, but this is the first one I've seen like this.

Guy: Okay.
Now here are some ground rules: You will do what I say, when I say it.
If you don't do it right, then there will be a penalty.
This is part of your confidence therapy, and it is proven to work.
Understand?

Britney: Yes, Guy, I understand.

Guy: Good.
Now take a closer look at Chris's penis.