About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"

About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga" by billlr

Chris: Is she ready?

Guy: How about you? Are YOU ready? Stroked hard?

Chris: Of course.

Guy: Okay. Britney, pull down Chris's pants.

(Britney pulls down Chris's pants. His erect penis sticks out.)

Britney: OH MY GOD! That is a penis! And it's big!

Guy: That's right. Take a closer look at it.