About to get married (beginning of "The Guy Saga"
Guy: Hi! You must be Britney, right?
Britney: Yes, I am! I'm answering your ad in the paper for "Confidence Building for Future Brides"?
Guy: Yes, that's what we do.
We are a radical new service that helps girls about to get married feel more confident around their future husbands.
We have had twenty-five satisfied women go off and have happy marriages, totally confident in dealing with their new spouse as an equal partner in the marriage relationship.
Britney: Well, that's what I am looking for.
Guy: Great. Now, we did ask you on the phone if you were a virgin, and you said yes. Is that still true?
Britney: Yes, it is. My parents taught me to save sex for marriage with my husband. Is there any special reason why you need that information?
Guy: It helps craft our program to suit your needs. Our motives are quite unorthodox and unusual, so if you just follow what we say and try to maintain a sense of humor, you'll do just fine. Okay?
Britney: Sure.
Guy: Great. Now let's see what we are working with. Take off your shirt.