Still nothing out of your worthless dick, huh? Don't worry, it happens to lots of useless little slut pigs. Anyway, I'm bored of numbers. The only number a slut pig like you needs to know is 69 anyway.
Lets test your knowledge of history.
Start naming the presidents in reverse order, starting with Obama and then Bush, Clinton, Bush Sr, and so on. Say each name out loud while you stroke.
If you'r not from the US, you can use Prime Ministers or whatever you have.
If you go four strokes without saying a name, or if you realize you made a mistake, stop immediately and go on to the next page.
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