If you made it all the way to 1,048,576, take 20 more strokes and skip to the next page.
If you thought you made it but got a different final number, take the ruler and give yourself 20 good hard smacks on the shaft, and then 5 more on EACH ball.
If you stopped before a million, put your final number into the computer calculator and divide by 2 over and over. If you make it all the way to 1, you can go on to the next page. If you wind up with a decimal first, punish yourself as described above before you continue.
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