It's time to do some ass kissing.
Get up close to your screen. Can you almost smell my heavenly scent? I bet you can. Take a nice deep whiff! Hmm, nice right? HAHA! Now, beg for permission to kiss my ass. Out loud. Nice and clear, you should know not to mumble it by now. Beg for permission for one whole minute. Good boy.
Okay, if you want to kiss my ass so much, do it! Kiss your screen! Kiss my ass all over. Pepper it with kisses. Mwah, mwah, mwah! HAHA! Keep kissing my ass! Hmm, tell me how much you love it. Tell me how much you love my ass as you kiss it!
That's enough now! Gawd, you drooled all over my ass. Disgusting pig! Would you like to be covered in spit? Would you? Let's see if you like it. Lie down on your back, spit into the air and let it land on your face. Do it five times. Really hock some loogeys up! HAHA! Leave that spit on your face for the rest of the tease. Gawd, your so gross!
*giggles* Let's continue pig.