I get out of bed and I take a card game in a drawer. 54 cards. As he struggles I check that all the cards are there, plus the joker.
I come back to him by explaining my project.
"We're going to play a game." "I'm going to draw a card that will tell me what I'll do to you." If I ever draw the joker, I'll stop, and move on to the next game. "
I lie down next to him, he still is looking at me with big, apprehensive eyes.
"Clover : knee, spade : kick, heart : punch, and tiles : slaps. Ok for you ?"
I mix the cards, and I draw the first one. 9 of tiles. I take his testicles in one hand and I slap them nine times with each other.