Logic thinking

Logic thinking by Jaberwocky

So you are here to get all excited? Than pull your toy out of your pants, because I am not going to. And I want it hard, but no stroking.

Meanwhile I have a few small questions before you continue. Questions like how many times has your dick seen the soft inside of a woman? And how many times has it felt the touch of your hands? Not something to be proud of, is it?