Big Daddy Takes Girlfriend (warning: dark)
I don't have much time, your dad wants to take me out dancing again tonight, but I learned something today that really pissed me off.
All these years, you've complained to me about what a gross pig your dad was, and how much you hated him, but today he told me that he generously extends his health insurance to you at no cost? All those pills that the doctors say you need to take, you wouldn't have them if it wasn't for him.
I'm honestly so broken up about it. It was one thing for you to be such a subhuman perv with letting me jerk your dad off and all, but now that I know you're a hypocrite, it's just too much.
I think you and I need some space to think. So consider us on a break for the night while I'm out with your dad.
Am I going to fuck him? I don't think that's any of your business really. Have a good time at home alone while we're out. And definitely don't wait up.