How did you sleep? I'm sorry I ditched you in the kiddie bed, but my back was hurting so bad and I really needed to stretch out. I need to apologize to your father for joining him in the middle of the night like that
Did we try anything? Oh honey, I don't know why you're being so naughty. Look, I'll be honest, there was a point in the middle of the night where I felt, uh, something start to press against my asshole. But I was a good girl and didn't let him know I could feel it
Its size? You really are being a perv about your own dad... Honey, I'll be honest with you: it was massive. Remember when I told you about my ex-boyfriend who played in the NBA? Well, if my asshole is any judge, I think your dad might be even bigger...