Big Daddy Takes Girlfriend (warning: dark)

Big Daddy Takes Girlfriend (warning: dark) by PurpleMonkeyDishwash

Hey sweetheart, I'm sooo excited to meet your dad this weekend. It's going to be nice to get a chance to meet the man you talk so much about!

Oh, I know you have had some bad memories of him, but some of them were funny. Like when he showed up drunk to your basketball game and embarrassed you in front of those cheerleaders? I'm cracking up just thinking about it

Anyway, I'm proud of you for letting him back into your life. It shows how much you're trying to grow up and be a man for once.