Now take the big dildo and attach it to the wall with the suction cup on the end of the toy. 50cm above the ground. Now I want you to sit on your hand and knees in front of that toy, make the tip very wet.
Now turn around and try to maneuver the toy between your legs, let it touch your ass, your pussy and move against it. Think back at those 5 things you thought about, were you right? You still don't know for sure what you have to do with it.