Well sir it looks have an incurable case of pathetic-dick-itis, it may take many sessions for you to just to get some relieve—if you're lucky.
How about we start of you're earliest sexual fantasy. Tell me who you used to wank your little dicky off too? Was it your school teacher, maybe your sister's friend, maybe your sister herself? Say it out loud, *giggle* maybe your secretary will hear: "I used to wank my baby dick every night to —."
Say it loud and you can reward yourself fifty slow strokes but strictly no cumming, not yet at least