Counselling Session
Jesus— Doc, I wanted a man-size cock not some teenie-weenie baby dick.
Not that's it unexpected; you see I took the liberty earlier of sneaking a look through your notes on our sessions. Have you actually being doing your job at all? All those notes mention is how you would give anything to see me naked; in fact they're just full of your dirty little fantasies. Well how would you like to play out a *giggle* little, with the definite emphasis of ‘little', fantasy of mine?
Judging from the reaction I'm getting from the wee fella there I say that's a yes. Ok this is the scenario I'm the Doctor and you're the clearly pathetic patient.
Right then, please take a seat and give yourself twenty-five quick tugs on your dickie-wickie while repeating the phrase: "Please Doctor, I'm a tiny dicked looser can you help?"