*She laughs, playing nonchalantly with her nipples*
So bad to be a man, right ? You breathe hard, you tremble, it's pathetic.
Sometimes I think : let's free them. Without theirs balls, they could be like us, good people.
Then I remember how fun I have to break your balls and teach you respect !
*She gives you full force kick right in the balls. You feel them burning inside*