So, anyway, we've got a little time before he gets here... and I thought, maybe I should do something nice for you as a parting gift kinda thing.
I mean, I'm not going to touch you... I'm sure you already realised that didn't you?
But if you want to watch me warm up and jerk your cock for me then I guess that would be okay.
Why don't you start by getting your dick nice and hard and giving me 50 slow strokes?