How many poitns do you have?
0-200: Well that won't do! Gotta pump up those numbers! Edge 5 times!
200-400: You're getting somwhere but im still not quite satisfied! Edge twice and hold each edge for 30 seconds!
400-600: Not bad! I like you, I'll keep you longer! Loose 100 points ;)
600+: Good job you may go to page 127!