If you feel a little funny,or even depressed afterwards, this means you're doing it right.
This feeling is called acceptance.
Enjoy how liberating it feels, confessing your loserdom, and how little like a man you feel afterwards.
Remember: that's a good thing!
I want you to stand up. NOW
Put your hands onto your hips and declare your loserhood.
Say it proud.
Say:
"I am a little dick hand humper."
"I am a sissy."
"I am desperate virgin."